Calendar and News feeds stuck "Loading..."

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I’m having some problems with both the calendar and the news feed both sticking at “Loading…”

Here is what my mirror page looks like currently, weather and forecast load fine, but calendar and news feeds do not. The same problem occurs with the default, unmodified config.js as well

I’ve run both the default new york times feeds and US holidays ICS through other applications, and both work just fine outside of magicmirror. I’m able to ping both the nytimes.com and calendarlabs.com from the pi successfully, so I don’t think I’m having internet problems

I’m a bit stumped on this one, Thanks in advance!