A little improvement on compliments: a day of the week category.

const day = moment().format("dddd");
...
if (day in this.config.compliments) {
              compliments.push.apply(compliments, this.config.compliments[day])
}

allows entries like:

"Monday" : [
    "Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays"
],
"Tuesday" : [
    "Take out the trash."
]

Sorry, I didn’t see a better place to drop this